Auto Dealership Staff Mugs

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's got the best impact protection in its class. You can drive as carelessly as you like"

'And when you press this button, the hood comes down.'

"We'll take it!"

"We're not looking for a driverless car. Thanks to the holiday traffic, we're looking for a car that can fly."

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

"I don't understand it! The dealership told me it was hands-free!"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."