Authority-playful Contrast Mugs

Kids kaughing at policeman.

"He likes it."

Dog walking Human.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

The Government That Cried Wolf

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Zorro does algebra.

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

"No, she likes me best!"

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'