Authority Figure Appreciator Mugs

Football Referee Standing On Large Whistle

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"They're really more like a bucket list."

John Prescott

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

The Codfather.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"No, she likes me best!"

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Einstein's brain.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

Librarian of Congress

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Priorities

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

"I brake for all Police Cars."

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

Rude ID photo.