Authority Figure Appreciator Mugs

Football Referee Standing On Large Whistle

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"They're really more like a bucket list."

John Prescott

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

The Codfather.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"No, she likes me best!"

Librarian of Congress

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

Rude ID photo.

"I brake for all Police Cars."

Royal Flush

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"