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Circus Act

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Skeptic Tank.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Blue Stockings

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Off Duty.

Robot Painter

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."