Authoritarian Rhetoric Analyst Mugs

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Information...political rhetoric

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

The Truth

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Language of politics.

Putin still has 54% of votes

Violent Rhetoric

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

Donald Trump

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

Peace Policy

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth."

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.