Political Rhetoric Critic Mugs

Peace Policy

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Trump secret police

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Why do you hate the media?

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

State of the Union

The Art of Misdirection