Author Of Paws Pillows

K9 Litterati.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Puppy and Kitten.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Descartes' dog.

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Where's your evidence?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

"He likes you."

Cat House

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

"He must be part retriever...every time we put something in the garbage, he retrieves it!