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Life stripped bare

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"Sorry. Full."

'You got haberdashed!'

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"