Australian Open Mugs

Novak Djokovic has visa cancelled by Australian Immigration dept.

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Mixed Doubles.

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Out.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

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