Australian Enthusiast Prints

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Tong!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

You're my Statue of Liberty

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Emigrating to Oz.

The Easter Bilby

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

The Friendly Antipodes

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Super Real Baby Doll.

'Definitely fake.'

Red Kangaroo

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

Hippocrates

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '