Australian Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Tong!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

You're my Statue of Liberty

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Mummies for Dummies

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Emigrating to Oz.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

The Easter Bilby

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

kangaroo with boxing gloves

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Super Real Baby Doll.

The Friendly Antipodes

Red Kangaroo

'Definitely fake.'

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

Hippocrates

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '