Australian Culture Admierer Pillows

'Great to see you again Dave. We must do eucalyptus leaves sometime.'

Koala

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Seamus Heaney

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Australian punk

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Steve Vizard

The Eureka Stockade

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Lawrence of Tasmania

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Australian Submarine Controversy

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"