Australia T-Shirts

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..

'I told you not to play with matches!'

'Well, that's just being lazy!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Australian Lockdown

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Koalas

Surfing koala.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

Super Real Baby Doll.

Kangeroo pouch flooded in Australia flooding.

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

One hot dog!

"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

Kangeroo and crocodile doing citizenship tests.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Researching the opossum article.'