Australia Buff T-Shirts

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Always with the String Theory."

"Scotch and water musick."

Of Mice and Men.

Apocalypse Research Center

Boomerang cow.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Verbal Orders

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

Whatever works for you.

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Kit makes an appointment

Amy Winehouse

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Planner at work.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Terry Wogan

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Jack the Ripper.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Camelot Casual Fridays

"Quick somebody call Linda McMahon!"

Cheap Circus in Whitechapel

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Australian Submarine Controversy

What are the chances?

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'