Aussie Pride Lover Pillows

Don Bradman

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Koala

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'...I don't like your chances!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Baby Marsupial On Board

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The Easter Bilby

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Crocodile Tie

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Ryan Giggs

'G'Day!'

Police officer shoots himself in foot

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"