Aussie Nostalgia Pillows

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Steve Irwin.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Lawrence of Tasmania

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Austrailian Vollyroo

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

Church in the year 2035.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

'G'Day!'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'

Eighties Throwback.

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

One hot dog!

'I'm a lager man meself.'

'We'll do your hat tomorrow!'

Seedy Beachgoer Man

How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.

Slackeroo.

Kangaroo receives 'hoppy birthday' card

Bank of Australia.

'Well, that's just being lazy!'