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Emigrating to Oz.

Kangeroo pouch flooded in Australia flooding.

Ozsearch.com results: cyclone.com, auntem.com, wheresdorothy.com, comehometoto.com.

Backpackers.

Super Real Baby Doll.

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Man painting kangaroo sign awaits the correct model.

Koalas

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Guitar Man.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Lawrence of Tasmania

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'So you're back.'