Aussie Adventurer T-Shirts

Emigrating to Oz.

Kangeroo pouch flooded in Australia flooding.

Ozsearch.com results: cyclone.com, auntem.com, wheresdorothy.com, comehometoto.com.

Backpackers.

Super Real Baby Doll.

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Man painting kangaroo sign awaits the correct model.

Koalas

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Guitar Man.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Shoot For The Moon

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Fight or flight?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Lawrence of Tasmania

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'So you're back.'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself