Aura Believer Prints

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You're solemates!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Dustbin monster.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fairy Vet

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."