August Events T-Shirts

The Month of August

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Pumpkin patch

Tension filled the tent.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

All dressed up and no place to go

'It's baseball season!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Apple harvest."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Anton's Bar and Grill