August Celebrations Pillows

Hello August

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Pumpkin patch

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tension filled the tent.

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Happy Turkey Day!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.