Auditory Science Mugs

"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Tinnitus?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Missing. Last seen with.

Trust Your Doctor

Speaker Farmer.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'Sorry, what was that?'

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat