"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
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'I was up for a part in the Producers...'
'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'
Swan Lake Auditions
"I'll do the talking!"
"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."
'They all want to play the star.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
"Which part are you reading for?"
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
Presenter Auditions.
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).
"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."
THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'
"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"
X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.
"Well, you're certainly on our short list."
"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."
Ventriloquist Audition
Casting Director
"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."
I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.
'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'
"This is a blind audition, right?"
She's a natural.
"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"
"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that move - Show me something new! Inflatable air dancer tryouts.
Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'
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