Audio Learner Pillows

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

Computer Room.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Snake with headphones.

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Education.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Missing. Last seen with.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus