Audio Harvest Visionary Prints

Speaker Farmer.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Agricultural Psychology

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Who's the new guy?'

"Apple harvest."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The subwoofers really help."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Shell Pods

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Frank Zappa

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

The Music Lover.

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Hiker's right of way.

Recording Studio

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'