Audio Harvest Visionary Pillows

Speaker Farmer.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Agricultural Psychology

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Who's the new guy?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Apple harvest."

"The subwoofers really help."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Shell Pods

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

The Music Lover.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Recording Studio

Hiker's right of way.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."