Audio Formats Pillows

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

George Martin

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Turn down the bass."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Romance"