Audio Devices Prints

The damage from wearing headphones.

No caption. (The "see no, hear no, speak no" evil monkeys sit together. The "hear no" evil monkey listens to an MP3 player.)

'Name's Joan of Arc. Says she's hearing voices.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Audio Books

Digital Fomo!

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

WiFi Signals

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Edison invents the personal stereo

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Technology and literature

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."