Audience Observer Mugs

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Two airplanes

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I love people-watching."

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

Intramission

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Modeste Mussorgsky.

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

'Alec does alright for a bloke with no chat lines!'

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

'Do we want a box of raisins? Mister, this is Halloween, not audition night at the comedy club!'

'Does my bum look big on this'

Greed Fair

"Nice ass..."

An audience with an audience!

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