Audience Interaction Admirer Pillows

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Cut!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Robocop and Juliet.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Knickerless Cage.

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"