Attic Adventurer Pillows

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"I'm not angry with you. I just want to discuss it."

'Where did we put away childish things?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

You had me at vintage.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

Moving in

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

G.P.S. For the Home

Skier.

Reading room

Man in a Tuxedo

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Saguaro Cacti.