Attending Wine Festivals T-Shirts

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Glastonbury. After.

Face painting.

Wine Lady

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

At the rock concert...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

A very fine vintage

Dino Fest

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Art for Sale

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

Glastonbury. Before.

Drinks

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Bayonne Festival

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Muse