Attending Wine Festivals T-Shirts

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Glastonbury. After.

Face painting.

Wine Lady

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

At the rock concert...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

A very fine vintage

Dino Fest

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Art for Sale

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Bayonne Festival

Glastonbury. Before.

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Drinks

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'