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Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"This place has the best happy hour."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The prying mantis,

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

celebrating a birth.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Children's Party

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."