Attending Small Gatherings T-Shirts

"This place has the best happy hour."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

celebrating a birth.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Children's Party

Paul goes home for the holidays

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.