Attending A Wedding Pillows

"This is Dave, my friend plus."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"Didn't we get sopped the last time we went to 'Tony n' Tina's Wedding'?"

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

*Sigh*

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Yes it's the brides prerogative to be late, but not a week.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Now isn't the time for your Hitler impression, Brian.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Royal Wedding Mix up

Ladies Day

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Sloaney Pony.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'