Attending A Race Event Mugs

A day at the races

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A man cheers

All dressed up and no place to go

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Bradley Wiggins

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'On your mark, get set...'

Five minutes everybody.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

The pole bolt

Bahrain F1

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

"Any apologies for absence?"

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Hurdles with Steps

Tortoise & Hare.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I'm psyched!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Professional runners chasing money

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"