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The Style of Elements

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

Advocado

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

The Aging of Underwear

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'