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The Style of Elements

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

Advocado

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The Aging of Underwear

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"