Atmospheric Aficionado Prints

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

The Troposhere

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Dumbo in Space