Atmospheric Aficionado Pillows

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

The Troposhere

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Dumbo in Space