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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Very best ATM's.

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

A ghost of a bird frightens a cuckoo clock bird.

'I win!!

"So what attracted you to us?"

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Actually, I don't need to pass "go" now that they put ATMs on St. Charles and Pennsylvania.