Athletic Training Prints

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

"Walk it off, Butler!"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'