Athletic Skills Mugs

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Football

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Running

Agility God

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

At the 2021 Religious Games

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"