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'Being a great lineman is 90 percent strength and 600 percent technique.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

First Prize!

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Cristiano Ronaldo

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Runner going through hurdles.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Multitasking executive dog

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

Snail Coach

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Game In A Can.

'Will that be coach?'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

Coach Prime Cleans House

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'