Astrogeologist Mugs

Asteroid heading towards Earth trying to work out its' route.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Natural Disasters

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Scientists are sexy

Physician tending a mummy.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'