Assisting T-Shirts

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I'm on my way!'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

InIn by-products.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Catalogue of little books.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

In - Out - Pending.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."