Assignment Avenger T-Shirts

"I own you, homework assignment!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

Homework eating dogs

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"