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Assertiveness Training: Barge Right In.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Zombie pet tricks.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Ego Increasing School

Project Manager Showdown

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

The great and near-great

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

The Dog Breeder and His Son

The perfect relationship

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"