Assembly Line Explorer Mugs

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Time Clock

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

America's Biggest Export...

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Ikeasaurus

Customers who bought this also bought...

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'So, hows the ullage?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Lunch break.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

Expresso Lane

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

'There're 4 guys working on the car. They won't let me watch so as not to distract them, and they're still not done.'

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."