Assembly Line Amusement Mugs

Lunch break.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

DIY horror.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Time Clock

The Jerry Scarer

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

America's Biggest Export...

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

At the baby oil factory.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Ikeasaurus

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

"And what do you do. . ?"

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."