Aspiring Usher T-Shirts

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Presenter Auditions.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Theater Usher Moms.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

"I enjoyed your request for a raise. I've seldom read a more aspirational document."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'