Aspiring Storyteller Prints

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Do you have any advice for me? I'm writing a children's book."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kirsten Johnson

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Baby Bear.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."