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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

The MBA Draft

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Go team!

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Professional football.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'